My bubby and I are moving into our own apartment for the very first time. This should be the most permanent home I will have had in years, so I’m very excited to finally make it “personal”.
Him: “I know you’re excited, but you don’t need to spend a lot of money on decorating right away”
Me: “Yea okay whatever you say, sugar”
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible